A week ago I was loving life, but now it feels like everythings just gone down the fucking drain. 

I really need some good news. 

lambda-chops:

“incorrect email or password”

which one you horrid cunt

I am not a morning person at all.

So when the first thing you do to me is start bitching first thing in the morning, thats pretty much a surefire way to get me pissed off for like half the day.

ellieiero:

you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs

(Source: bloodchambers)

cosmo sex tip #301:

thunderturd:

don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. while you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.  

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